So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
Didn't tell him I was on my period. Then had to surreptitiously remove some uterine lining from his cock.
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She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
you just stared at your feet and said some shit about the molecules dancing and how you had just solved physics.
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
I could tell by the Randy 'Machoman' Savage "hey brother" that you were beyond inebriated
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
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There is blood on my sheets, we apparently used 8 towels, everything in my shower is knocked down. Wut?
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
she had a dildo shaped like a dolphin. she will forever be known as Flipper
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
This is not a drill. I need a cape. And a tuxedo. Simultaneously. Repeat. NOT. A. DRILL....
I’ve cut back on drinking and now my body can’t fight off all the bad germs without the alcohol. That’s why I keep getting sick
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