Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
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I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
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You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
I have 13 missed calls from when I slept outside on some rocks
I've never been this drunk around this many toddlers
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
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