if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
I knew I shouldn't have slept with her...my dick looks like a stegosaurus tail
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
he slapped my stomach and proclaimed it a baby-free zone
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What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
So I met my girlfriends dad last night. Or should I say I re-met that mall cop that had to tackle me.
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
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I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
Also I just sneezed literally 12 times in a row so violently...boogers everywhere. Sorry to ruin the sexting. I just felt like you had to know
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
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