hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
you know you were refereeing rock paper scissors for who got to make out with your sister right?
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
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I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
Yeah I don't remember why I went to the hospital though but I just called and they have my wallet
I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
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This guy on tinder just told me that he wanted to tie me up and asked me what I thought. I told him I wanted tacos
My weirdest encounter with a stranger though was when for some reason they just gave me a box of unopened socks. Needless to say, I never used them.
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
i'm extremely hungover on the ski bus and the driver is playing abba. this. is. not. okay.
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
The viagra-rita was a sexual success and a furniture failure. He said it was the best cowgirl sex he’s ever had even with the broken couch
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