Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
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i seriously just licked my laptop for traces of blow from the other night
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
She's dressed as a slutty goth schoolgirl. Those are my three favorite things. God himself could not give me whiskey dick.
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He pulled a kid having a seizure out of a car and stayed with him until the ambulance came.
he what???
Not kidding. My ovaries cannot handle this shit...swear next time he'll rescue a bunch of pound puppies and hand them out to lonely orphans.
What?! Why else would they put table cloths on a table if not for discreet oral sex? That's why they were invented! Read a book...
my new years resolution to eat more toast and mastrubate more often is going well so far.
It all started with a game of naked twister.
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
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