Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
i wrote her a fucking poem. i better get laid for that
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
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Yeah I had to push her down the hallway to the hotel room in a luggage carrier. The guy at the desk told me goodluck
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
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I'm texting an actual stripper. A male stripper. I dont wanna talk about it yet
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
On a scale of having tea with Ghandi to the apocalypse how bad of an idea is it to drink with a 100 degree fever?
So I took a screenshot of my boarding pass and the TSA agent somehow swiped it to the next photo. Yep...TSA saw my dick before I even went through the body scanner.
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