Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
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So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
Welp, I've officially cried in every Chipotle bathroom in the city. Correlation or causation?
Explain why there's a meatball in my bong
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You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
Terrible idea I love it
I want you to know I am at work super hungover and I threw up in the mop sink. I feel like you will appreciate this
You're my fucking hero
Matt is trying to convince me that we have a deal where if I show him my tits he won't do cocaine. Apparently we shook hands on it?
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
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