Im partying with a unicorn. You don't even know.
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
Do you think the neighbors will know I was the one giving out the penis shaped lollipops to the children?
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This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
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His status said "sad." of course I liked it. I don't even care that I was the only one. Facebook isn't your god damn journal, we don't care about your problems.
You rolled onto your side and told me 'this is the recovery position'. That was after you were stoned. You've done this way too much.
I lose my morals, my dignity, and my selfie stick :(
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
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