Is it normal to miss your booty call?
Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
SOME GIRL ON THE STAIRS IN FRONT OF ME JUST FARTED AND IT WENT STRAIGHT INTO MY MOUTH!
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
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He was eating mac and cheese. Raw. Like as in he was eating the uncooked noodles then pouring the dry cheese in his mouth.
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
You just handed me your ATM card and wrote your PIN number on a dollar bill and said "for bail money."
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
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This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
I knew you were cut off when you tried to order a "Phil Collins"
I started crying during a meeting at work and now I'm sitting on my couch drinking boxed wine at 1:30 in the afternoon. Fuck you too estrogen.
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
Hi I love you will you be up for a while!
That exclamation point was a drunk decision
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