Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
I just noticed that when I sneeze...my nipples get hard.
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
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You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
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so I was eating out this girl who was wearing my pirate hat In an alley behind the bar last night and some girl walks up and takes a picture. apparently we had a crowd of about 10 and it turned her on so she just didn't tell me
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
You kept flirting with some guy while I was throwing up on the sidewalk, and I screamed YOU DON'T LIKE MEN
She meowed at me. Repeatedly. Then she asked what was wrong with me because I didn't understand her.
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
I'm not gonna lie, but for some reason I have this strong desire to watch porn with my pint of haagen das.
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