Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
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It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
You were so drunk you decided to go out of the car window instead of using the door, once you realized what you had just done you said fuck it and went back in through the window
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
It was a fight. Me vs nature and drunkenness. And nature won. Big time.
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
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Also, your girlfriend apologized to me about yesterday. That was nice of the cunt.
True fear is being unable to remember where you hid your weed and vibrator in your parent's house.
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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