Oh My! A car just drove by me a splashed me with a wave of water. I am drenched and soaking wet!
I am sorry--all I heard is that you are wet.
I sold 10 pepperonis for 5 dollars last night....i fucking love drunk people
I'm thinking of writing "I have herpes" on my stomach in sharpie that way I'm not tempted to show my tits tonight
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
You carried me up the stairs after I told you not to. And what did you tell me? "Let me test my strengths."
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
JUST DENIED A NEW YEARS KISS BECAUSE HE WAS A COWBOYS FAN.
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
New life goal: Sex in a parking lot surrounded by a circle of fire.
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