singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
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At CVS buying just condoms. The guy behind me is buying just hotdog buns. There was a silent moment of understanding between us.
I remember convincing the limo driver to smoke with us and if he did I would name my first son after him.
I know. I almost started crying. IN WHAT UNIVERSE IS THAT A TURN ON?!
She gave me head while using a laptop on my stomach to go online. I've never seen a better feat of multitasking.
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
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Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
Is there a reason why your pubic hair is a plastic bag on my bathroom floor? And yes I know its yours... You wrote your name on the bag
Honestly cannot tell if I’m magical or really, really high.
I am really drunk and also a zombie.
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