We made a drinking game out of poaching eggs. When did our life turn into a really awesome version of Top Chef?
you were crying because peter frampton wasnt your dad
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
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its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
I'm drunk at McDonald's in a fairy costume at 10 am nearly two weeks after Halloween. I don't think the Ohio State fans get it.
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Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
I never thought my gollum impression would lead to me getting laid.
Huzzah!
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
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