me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
Everything was going good until she wanted to update her status...You forgot to close pterodactyl porn from this morning. Clothes went back on.
A guy in a big stork costume just came to our meeting to give us condoms and t-shirts telling us not to get pregnant. Only at college
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
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I just smoked a bowl in the dining room and am now drinking a glass of chocolate milk. i can't believe i'm getting paid for this.
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
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Regular drunk falling on flat ground did not prepare me for drunk falling into a pile of firewood.
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
Well I'm sorry I assumed you were a human and that humans have the capability to forget sometimes.
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
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