Its about making memories worth repressing
when i got to my bed there was a handwritten note that said "wash the sheets." sleeping on the couch.
just apologized to a random stranger while waiting in line for coffee. last night was that drunk
It was 5 a.m. and we found him making margaritas with nyquil...
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I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
I don't know what he did to me, but he did it wrong. I think my pelvis is broken. I cant even drive without it hurting. What. The. Fuck.
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Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
This is embarrassing but i think i might have left my fake tooth at your house on your night stand.
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
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