STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
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That's why she's the girl with her life together and you're the girl with the penis drawn on your car.
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
I just don't want to have to pretend at every family function she brings him to that he didn't hit on me first
First lesson of the year: don't close the bar on mondays
Well, when he's back from China he's probably gonna be pissed I used the spare key he gave me to prove to everyone I'm fucking an NBA player. We took all his booze too.
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She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
I truly just stopped puking in my 730 am calculus class, looked up, corrected my professor, then resumed puking my eyes out. He was both impressed and disgusted.
DONT TELL ME I CANT HAVE AN ENTIRE BOTTLE OF VODKA AT DINNER. IM AN ADULT. I PAY BILLS.
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
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