Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
the only thing i have to deal with now is the fact that i'm still wearing spandex shorts from last night
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
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The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
I need to find my pants, a way out of here, and a cheeseburger.
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
Was it high me or sober me who put those Jolly Rancher sticks in the freezer? I'd be soooo impressed if it was high me.
My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
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I made it with a guy dressed as Mitt Romney. I told him "you can't have my vote, but you can have my body"
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
There are two guys dressed like Spartans from 300 at this bar and they're making out and I needed you to know this
Came home from this girls horse at 6am to find a guy lighting off roman candles in front of my door. Best walk of fame I've ever had.
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
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