All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
she looked me in the eyes and called me a poet because i was singing lady gaga, then she fell over...
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
she has a picture of her daughter riding a giant rooster.. of course i want to make obscene cock jokes
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I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
The highlight of my night was when you proclaimed that the man standing next to you smelt like grape medicine...
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Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
Also you can't just sext a Michelle quote from Full House.
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
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