hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
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how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
I need a legitimate reason as to why the microwave door is in the shower
I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
woke up wearing a canadian flag with the starting forward of the hockey team. i feel oddly patriotic
Seriously, you can't give someone's wife an orgasm on the dance floor of a gay nightclub and then hang out with her husband the following week
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Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
I walked into my room last night at 4 am and there's a random dude in his boxers eating oatmeal on my futon. I looked at him and went to bed
I just used a gift card from my in-laws to buy their daughter a vibrator. What even are morals?
I just found out through a drunken phone call that my parents thought I'd grow up to be a porn star. It's kind of scary how accurate they were at how skilled I'd be at sex.
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