can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
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If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
I just took what could be the most awkward shit in my life, which considering my definition of awkward and my experiences shitting, is pretty fucking awkward.
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I was sitting there doing my business and the guy in the stall next to me banged on the stall and asked me how to spell picnic because he wasn't sure.
New guy at the liquor store was inexplicably fascinated by our huge jug of williams. First he said what are you gonna mix THAT with? and looked confused when I said air.
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unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
My liver has officially said "fuck this shit" and escaped from my body.
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