i don't plan on having that self control this summer
So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
Cool, so I just walked in on my grandfather checking his prostate in the kitchen.
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you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
I can feel the alcohol in my calves
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
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Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
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I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
She said I'm like warm bathroom-sink water. There's nothing necessarily wrong with me, but she doesn't exactly want to "drink me in"
Can't tell if it's the drugs or science magic, but I *THINK* that mouse just turned into a squirrel.
You made me take you back to Mcdonalds so you could yell at the guy for not giving you enough ketchup packets
I vaguely recall french fries...
You then proceeded to call your mom and tell her you weren't coming home because you were "tripping balls"
Sweet...
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