the ugly redhead just came into the bar, wearing a sombrero...by herself... who is going to tell her that its not cool to throw themed parties when you're the only guest?
Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
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girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
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gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
Drunk logic "let's go outside in front of the bar to get sick"
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
i just looked at those "hey" messages and i was so confused and then i remembered we were practicing texting with our tongues.
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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