I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
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they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
I'll have to explain it to you tonight when i call drunk. It will sound better
I wouldn't have puked last night if I didn't inhale straight pepper from you shattering the pepper shaker on the wall.
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
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All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
Fucking her was like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
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