My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
Went to mcdonalds... Wishing I could throw up the last 20 hours of my life.
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
I just got an email from a bridal website with the subject "Countdown to your Wedding Day"... is 11AM too early to drink the rest of the wine we have?
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pouring popcorn down my shirt before we went to the bar was the best idea ever. it was delicious and convenient.
the only good thing about breaking up with him while naked was that i got to make a forgetting sarah marshall reference
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
I woke up with no pants, someone elses shirt, but my new years crown still on. That is dedication.
New rule. No seeing movies about plane crashes after killer bong rips
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I'm drawing the line at your vagina. I will not accompany you to get that pierced and/or tattooed. There's got to be some mystery to our relationship.
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
How was your night?
Fell down a flight of stairs. Went to a sex dungeon. Was approached by a man in a leather harness.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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