Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
Just made a Mimosa with Chardonnay and Emergen-C.
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
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oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
My grandmother cheats at beer pong and has been rubbing her tainted victory in my face for an hour now.
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He's been watching the World Cup too much because right before he came he screamed "NUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" for half a minute. Our landlord is not happy.
I just stood beside an Amish man and bought Cocoa Krispies and tampons.
Tomorrow I'm going to tape my thumbs to my palms and my biceps to my abdomen to learn what it's like to be a t-rex for a day. Anyone else in?
Finding my pants in the morning should not make me this proud
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
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