If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
I need to have sex with someone before he does. I need to win this break up!
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
hungover waitressing a bar association event. im being judged by actual judges.
So my niece decided to play "lets make shapes out of your bruises" with me and told me that one of them looks like a shark bite. Bravo, sir. Bravo.
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
It's 4:30 AM and I just walked through a line of 10 deer without them freaking out. I am the campus deer king.
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
Oh no...did you put star fish over your nipples again?
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
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