Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
Drunk, high, and in a taco costume. Wish you were here.
i just entered cocaine into my calorie counter.
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
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Penises. Everywhere.
You're. Welcome.
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
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dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
The girl I was Skype sexing just asked for a moment of silence for robin Williams.
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
How’s big weiner McGee?
I’m going to ask you one last time to call him Matt and he’s fine thank you very much
He’s exactly what I’m looking for: he’s got a broken heart, a working penis and a new boat!!!
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