I got date raped at Sigma Chi last night!
Dude, you never made it to Chi last night. You fell into a tree and passed out.
he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
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This is worse than the time I broke into Subway to steal bread.
Last night the nurse at the ER told me that she wished all her drunk patients were like me. Then she commented on my socks...
He still lectured me about forgetting shit. Than he said he's gonna paint me green so I can stand in a corner and be a plant.
guess who's bored in chemistry researching how to sneak weed through airport security in her vagina?
my roommate is sobbing and looking at photos of elephants. i'm so confused.
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Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
The ratio of last drink to last smoke is so tricky. This could go on until the booze is gone
He said it wasn't ladylike of me to drink more whiskey than him. I told him to stop being a little bitch.
He told me if he passed out to wake him by sitting on his face, and if he suffocated at least he would die happy. Found the one.
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
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