i need an iv and a liver transplant
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
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We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
So my grandma sent me a valentines day present of waterproof mascara, tissues, and chocolate. Way to reinforce that I'll be single and depressed on valentines day. Thanks grandma.
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
I got the number from the girl at uhaul even after she saw me throw up all over the parking lot with a 6 pack in my hands.
It's one of those nights that you wish to god someone would booty call you, and then realize you'll just be stuck here with your poptart...
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You threw up on yourself mid conversation with your mom and then told her a girl at the party puked on you.
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
Ugh. The fucking vaginal recession is so real right now.
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
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