Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
I now officially know the distance between my two boobs is one twizzler.
Hookup with hot guy from gym, check. Wake up to find he's peed in my closet, double check.
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Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
Thanks for buying me a sippy cup, its so pretty and everyone keeps telling me its probably the best gift anyone could have given me
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
No he exists. Who else tells me no matter how drunk I am to pull out. He's watching over me so my bastard doesn't get created.
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
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soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
I think the highlight of my night is when I was eating a mayonnaise sandwich. drunk me was on point.
I woke up on the floor with 2 cartons of cigarettes, a box of chocolate bars, and a business card for a man named Larry. Don't remember him, but if the Rols on his card is his, I might throw him a mouth party...
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
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