You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
please stop taking shits in my toilet and leaving them there.
i felt like we were having sex on ultimate fighter, and people on the outside kept yelling ELBOW ELBOW! KNEES KNEES!
i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
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Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
dibs on John Mayer's hood pass
I could literally track my booty calls if I ever got knocked up by my parking tickets
I almost got away with it until she smelled beer on the stroller.
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
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I should put together a new mom basket for her. It would have diapers, vodka, ambien, and tissues for when she cries about her wasted youth.
A group of drunk Marines just serenaded me, never leaving this place
That unicorn pillow pet really made sleeping with my head in the toilet a little better.
Before you started puking your brains out, you took a moment to give me the correct order of the Harry potter series
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
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