I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
I can't wait until weight watchers comes out with a beer
He puked, did more shots, and then pissed in a drawer. We thought it was bad enough and all of a sudden...boom-clothes come off and he passes out with slippers and a styrofoam hat on and a guitar hero guitar in hand pretending he was slash.
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I went on my dinner date pretending that my lunch date didn't jizz in my hair.
So I come home yesterday and my brother is like "watch this" and it turns out he's been retraining my dog to come running when u say "anal"
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
I bet, I woke up to you like naked at 4 in the morning shoving a sandwich in your face
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
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I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
Update on my sex life: my calves are sore from masturbating too much. It's a thing. Look it up.
I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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