so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
All I know is it had something to do with a plunger and tuna salad. I'm done. I'm quitting my job.
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
For the amount I put out, I should be going on way more dates.
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He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
His phone pocket dialed me while he was crapping. He was quietly singing stayin alive and possibly passing his intestines.
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
It's probably because the lack of alcohol in your stomach. Alcohol kills bacteria. I am a doctor. Trust me
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Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
Just remembered sticking my head out the window as i drove us to walmart and yelling that i was a golden retriever.
Also, sorry for verbally assaulting you when you asked if you could dump the bowl.
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
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