You're my little dorito
first i yelled "you cant get it up?" and then in the middle of it i opened a Corona
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
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Dude I totally just watched a girl put a tampon soaked in vodka up her vag
I need new friends
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
You yelled "sharpie war!" then jammed it in her ear
Itd be like fucking a waterbed thats been locked in a barn for two years.
Where in the FUCK do you get your analogies
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
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Bunch of Navy warships just sailed into New York Harbor for Fleet Week. Nobodys getting laid this weekend.
In times of desperation, never...NEVER put green apple scented hand sanitizer on your vagina.
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
Best part of leaving the university? Interns are as hot as my former students, not legally off limits, and they will do anything for a full time job.
Hiking for a first date sounded like a good idea in theory because there was absolutely no possibility of me blacking out. In practice, I'd rather black out than go through what I just went through.
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
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