Ehh boy. FML. she was unattractively large.
So bad night, ended up beating off to porn and eating Keebler elf cookies.... at the same time :-(
summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
dude, i think i am in a porno. I was working out at the hotel gym and some chick was doing yoga and a guy comes up and says "good, now i know your flexible" then they started making out. WTF?
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He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
It was a sobriety test blowjob. If he could get it up, he could get me home.
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
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Apparently drinking in your car before going into a sales meeting is frowned upon. We are car sales men not doctors.
My ex-fiancee UPS-ed me a sixer of tall boys, and a fifth of bourbon for christmas, from halfway across the country. What does this mean?
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
Apparently I was having great conversation with this 48 year old on grindr & he was concerned as to how I was getting home.
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
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