butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
we were having sex in the bathroom when his aunt knocked on the door
and rather than go out and meet her, i climbed out the window. so now she thinks he was masturbating and moaning his own name in a really girly voice
TRUE LIFE: my roommate is growing a bush.
better yet, TRUE LIFE: my roommates boyfriend begged her to grow a bush.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
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How does me getting a new dildo make you crave olive garden
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
Things bear mace does not do: repel bears. Things bear mace does do: piss off bears, give bystanders asthma attacks. Lesson learned
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
if i ever get hit by a car or something and become paralyzed promise me youll still be here to hand feed me shots and light my bowls please
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm sitting on the toilet just to avoid my bosses look of disapproval
My motherfucking vibrator ran out of batteries right when I was about to orgasm. It's like he's possessed everything sexual in my life and has compelled it to NOT SATISFY ME.
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.
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