I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
Dude a guy just showed up with alcohol and a bag of double cheese burgers. I think I found my future husband.
So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
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I just dropped off shoes at Mike's hotel. The chick he hooked up with last night stole his phone and shoes.
You should seriously consider super glueing your knees together
The power of my vagina can withstand any attempt of celibacy
DRUNK CANOEING
Please text me if you survive.
LAND HO BITCH
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
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He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
Who put the fucking tampon in my Mike's hard lemonade?
I'm gonna play eenie meenie at the bar tonight because it's women's day and I deserve the dick
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
I really need to get a comfy set of masturbating shoes
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