were not allowed back there because i puked on the waitresses foot while trying to order another round. for myself.
At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
he believed the zit on my nose was a piercing...until he tried to bite it. needless to say he didnt ask for my number
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
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I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
i would one night stand the shit outta him
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
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This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
Welp last night I made out with the guy who slices my deli meat at publix. I'm sure there's a joke there but I'm too hungover to find it. Go noles.
Ultimate cock block. About to have sex and your mom calls you so you can go help your grandmother figure out how to vote for the voice on her iPad
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
Sorry my friend with benefits tried to run you over with his car
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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