ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
He told me to pretend to be a shark, and he would slay me with his harpoon cock.
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swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
Watching Fresh Prince at 9am with a beer in hand and he just said to Uncle Phil "Sometimes I worry that I'll never get my life together." I feel like that was a sign from above or something
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
stumbled upon a picture of an owl staring me in the face. i almost offered him a bong hit.
This is my transition from small talk texts to booty call texts. Coming over?
Quite the smooth talker. There in 5.
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just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
Also, beer. Big fan.
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
He told me he wished he could shrink down to a small size so he could live inside my cleavage
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
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