was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
Also just realized how inappropriate it looks to other drivers to finish bottles of cheap champagne at stoplights
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well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
I had to smuggle a street sign attached to a 14ft long pole out of my house this morning. The list of reasons for me not to drink just keeps getting longer.
Dude what the fuck...
I saw a kid peeing outback so I yelled "you have a small pecker, but its ok cuz when life gives you lemons..." and proceeded to throw lemons at him
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most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
I guess there's no delicate way to say "I'm 90% sure I sucked his dick in the bathroom of the bar."
How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
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