office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
really keith? you showed me your dick and your not gonna text me back
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
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Did you get the "i have a yeast infection from that wet frat bathroom floor" text?
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
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First table when you walk in. Can't miss us. I'm wearing a feather boa and a green hat
You had me at first table
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
a girl walked up to me and asked if you were my brother. she shook her head and said 'im so sorry' when i said yes. what did you fucking do????????
I woke up this morning to my panties draped around the neck of an empty bottle of bulleit. That is the perfect visual metaphor for my life at this juncture.
He sent me a flaccid dick pic from the bathroom at the bar and he said I'm sorry it's not all hard and good looking. Props to him - I did ask for a pic.
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