I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
I couldn't open my car door and for a second I thought they were taking me to an intervention circle.
Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
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Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
I was walking around the party holding a dog on my shoulder like it was a parrot
Also cheers for the reminder to check last night's texts. It's been a magical adventure through drunk me's thought process.
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
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I was apparently the best non-Irish person at the party. I wore my skating dress, Austrian flag and a giant shamrock. Everyone is calling me "30 Shots Girl".
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
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