So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
Looking at the victoria's secret website makes the ice cream I'm eating taste like sadness and obesity
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
MY MOM IS GOING TO SMOKE WITH ME.
SHE'S GOING TO SMOKE HIGH QUALITY MARIJUANA WITH ME.
The bend and snap? 98% success rate of getting attention. When used appropriately, it has an 83% rate of return on a dinner invitation.
can we take a moment to remember my theory on 'your tongue is a snake that lives in your mouth' because we reached a whole new level of high
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
i'm currently watching a guy eat a bunch of cacti and i have lost all faith in humanity
**cactuseses
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