I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
Dude, I just saw a bird vs. squirrel fight. A car won.
If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
i love how i spend my mornings exploring my phone to see what i did last night.
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I just masturbated mid-day, thinking of you
I think that is one of the most romantic things I have ever heard from a fuck buddy on v-day, there is a strong possibility that you will soon be my girlfriend.
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
Then I realized I was alone sitting on the bathroom floor brushing my teeth at 2am laughing to myself.
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
There is a girl in my drunk limo who hasn't seen an uncircumcised penis. Hook me up with a picture.
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He SHOWED UP to the party wearing one shoe and a dinosaur hat. He kept lifting up his shirt and asking people to bite his nipple.
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
got a blowjob in the bar bathroom, got arrested for public intoxication, and found a big bag of weed on the ground on my walk home from the station. my friday night could have been a movie
Everyone's going out for thirsty Thursday and I'm just like. Cool. Enjoy yourself. I'm gonna eat an entire pizza and watch King of Queens reruns.
She can't even plan ahead to have toilet paper for her next shit
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
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