Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
Drunk ass.
Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
I just figured out the time exactly by how many shots and beers that I've had since this morning. I either have a terrible problem, or a great solution.
I have an interview tomorrow and listed you as a reference. If they call you, please don't tell them about the time I smuggled a Chalupa out of Taco Bell in my underwear.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The date did not go well. Turns out I once set her brother on fire.
It's not my fault I make her feel like a Taylor Swift album
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
Depends
My dad accidentally texted me asking if I had weed...
Maybe you should say yes, and you guys can like bond or something...
I almost wrecked my car because of a guy in skinny jeans had a boner
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
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