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i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear

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(856): i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear http://tfl.nu/g1ju

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Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."

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(440): Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole." http://tfl.nu/4d9m

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he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.

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(423): he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft. http://tfl.nu/x178

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I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.

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(334): I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet. http://tfl.nu/qfk7

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the majority of my texts from you are at 3 AM & consist of either "I'm drunk", "you're asian", or "bratwurst"

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(301): the majority of my texts from you are at 3 AM & consist of either "I'm drunk", "you're asian", or "bratwurst" http://tfl.nu/u5av

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On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.

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(918): On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break. http://tfl.nu/zpw8

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a girl just walked by me crying on the phone saying, "all I ever do is menstruate"

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(214): a girl just walked by me crying on the phone saying, "all I ever do is menstruate" http://tfl.nu/0wuw

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(817): View more from Texas

Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.

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(817): Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up. http://tfl.nu/ymie

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They're letting me teach a freshman-laden class now. This university needs better background checks.

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(937): They're letting me teach a freshman-laden class now. This university needs better background checks. http://tfl.nu/nsc0

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She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.

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Whoa, you know how to pick em.

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(440): She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave. (216): Whoa, you know how to pick em. http://tfl.nu/b5eo

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(902): View more from Pr Edwrd Is, Nva Sctia

hungover at the ER to get half my contact removed from behind my eye. Not the start to the weekend I was hopin for

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(902): hungover at the ER to get half my contact removed from behind my eye. Not the start to the weekend I was hopin for http://tfl.nu/9vcr

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My feelings are currently in a sea of vodka and "I don't give a shit"

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Aren't they always?

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(610): My feelings are currently in a sea of vodka and "I don't give a shit" (1-610): Aren't they always? http://tfl.nu/6oqg

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I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge

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(703): I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge http://tfl.nu/z423

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I think his roommates are using word magnets to tell me that they can hear us. His fridge currently says, "Chris ate out naughty girl."

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(201): I think his roommates are using word magnets to tell me that they can hear us. His fridge currently says, "Chris ate out naughty girl." http://tfl.nu/ji6j

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Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center

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(404): Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center http://tfl.nu/qm46

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