He never called back after I emailed him my booty call contract.
I love how all the girls on the plan b commercial wake up alone.. Like me
my mouth smells like i just ate out a crab.
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
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is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
I'm tempted to see how fat I can get before he leaves me. It's obvious we're playing a game of chicken here.
I cagt a turtle and named him squirt. He's in my bathtub Caleb is feeding me peaches! This is the most beautiful vodka Thursday ever!
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
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HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
She makes margaritas with lemon-lime 5 hour energy..thats brilliant
and you were wondering how she got into Harvard
So I definitely tried to pay a cab with baseball tickets last night
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
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