We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
I wanna passion pit in your ass
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
based on the size of her vibrator, i'm going to be a huge disappointment
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You know you hit rock bottom when you make out with a guy named after a cereal.
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
Now you have tequila AND fuzzy slippers. Fuck you. I want that to be MY night.
The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
You know how most people would take your keys when they don't want you to leave a party? Those 2 girls aren't most people. They took my pants instead.
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BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
Life without a bra equals bliss.
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
I found my wallet. Still have no idea when I put mad dog in my steel water bottle, though...
I haven't been drunk for four days and just realized I haven't taken a shit for three. This can't be healthy.
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