ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
He told me i was the nicest person he's ever arrested for DUI
I hate that the only Italian aspect of me is I get red and sweaty when I drink
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
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No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
I've never had a woman show me her venereal disease results in a bar before.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
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My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
I genuinely attribute some of my blowjob skills to playing saxophone in highschool
Fucking a younger guy is now a game of odds. The chance that he gives me corona virus is outweighed by the evening of orgasms I know he’ll give me.
Randomize